life isn't easy

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11:59 pm • 17 May 2013 • 708 notes

unicow-nak-nak:

hallowedhorrors:

skindeap:

8-inch chocolate penis that oozes fondant cream… Fresh mint fondant, Valencia orange fondant, Williams Pear liqueur fondant, Mozart chocolate liqueur fondant, Cointreau liqueur fondant and Irish coffee liqueur fondant.

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Okay but is it possible to get the filling colored red? Because obviously the best use for these is to make a gif or video where you’re licking and sucking at one seductively, making bedroom eyes at the camera, and then you BITE THAT MOTHERFUCKER IN HALF AND SHRIEK YOUR VICTORY AS THE DELICIOUS BLOOD-FILLING DRIPS FROM YOUR VICIOUS MAW.

This site scares me so much.

Reblogging because that damn comment

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11:56 pm • 17 May 2013 • 32,160 notes

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11:56 pm • 17 May 2013 • 62,793 notes

skarsgardianangel:

romannoodles:

madnessinthemusic:

duce-juice:

Can someone from the sciencey side of tumblr please explain this ?

This is called shape memory. It’s made from an alloy of titanium and nickel (I believe it’s called nitinol). It has the ability to “remember” the shape it’s taken.

When cold you can bend it whatever which way, but once you heat it (or in this case put it in what I presume is hot water) it will take the original shape.

WHAT!!?!?!?!?

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1:33 am • 16 May 2013 • 141,813 notes

supermattural:

pursuitofhapppinessss:

sevenlittledevils:

whatever you’re expecting I promise it’s not what you’re expecting

I swear to god that scene was made for that song

i promise you will not be disappointed

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1:32 am • 16 May 2013 • 127,315 notes